MORK Borg
SLA Borg
If you're hoping for a conversion of SLA Industries with simplified MÖRK BORG rules, this ain't it. This is much, much worse than that...
SLA Industries is an award-winning science-fiction horror roleplaying game with a splatterpunk feel. Originally released in 1993, it was recently updated to a second edition. In that game, you play Operatives working for the eponymous company SLA Industries, dealing with all problems that arise, like a carnivorous pig in the sewers, rival company terrorists kicking off, assorted Downtown cults summoning abhorrence's and reality itself crumbling at the edges, all while trying to pay your bills and garner a little bit of fame and fortune on the way.
Operatives are the crème de la crème, with sponsorship, TV deals and the best training and equipment the World of Progress can offer. Unfortunately, this isn't you. Instead, you're idiots that believe, because of the aforementioned crumbling reality, that you are working as Operatives, whilst instead being morons that sniff marker pens, take orders from a cat and get into far too much trouble. You take on missions, eat kebabs to heal yourself and go to the pub to celebrate...simple!
SLA BORG uses the MÖRK BORG rules and gives you a bunch of half-finished pre-generated imbeciles for you to make your own. These twits are part of their very own squad The Broken Biscuits. As them, you travel to the nearby downtrodden bus station and get your missions from a stray cat, who may or may not be Mr Slayer, dodging the people that call the station home and toilet (a great magazine BTW) and heading off to wherever the missions send you.
It's a gonzo look at our award-winning roleplaying game and we would like to apologise in advance for what we've done. Oops.
SLA Borg is 120-page A5 book that uses the MÖRK BORG rules and gives you a bunch of half-finished pre-generated imbeciles for you to make your own. These twits are part of their very own squad 'The Broken Biscuits.' As them, you travel to the nearby downtrodden bus station and get your missions from a stray cat, who may or may not be Mr Slayer, dodging the people that call the station home and toilet (a great magazine BTW) and heading off to wherever the missions send you.
SLA Industries is an award-winning science-fiction horror roleplaying game with a splatterpunk feel. Originally released in 1993, it was recently updated to a second edition. In that game, you play Operatives working for the eponymous company SLA Industries, dealing with all problems that arise, like a carnivorous pig in the sewers, rival company terrorists kicking off, assorted Downtown cults summoning abhorrence's and reality itself crumbling at the edges, all while trying to pay your bills and garner a little bit of fame and fortune on the way.
Operatives are the crème de la crème, with sponsorship, TV deals and the best training and equipment the World of Progress can offer. Unfortunately, this isn't you. Instead, you're idiots that believe, because of the aforementioned crumbling reality, that you are working as Operatives, whilst instead being morons that sniff marker pens, take orders from a cat and get into far too much trouble. You take on missions, eat kebabs to heal yourself and go to the pub to celebrate...simple!
SLA BORG uses the MÖRK BORG rules and gives you a bunch of half-finished pre-generated imbeciles for you to make your own. These twits are part of their very own squad The Broken Biscuits. As them, you travel to the nearby downtrodden bus station and get your missions from a stray cat, who may or may not be Mr Slayer, dodging the people that call the station home and toilet (a great magazine BTW) and heading off to wherever the missions send you.
It's a gonzo look at our award-winning roleplaying game and we would like to apologise in advance for what we've done. Oops.
SLA Borg is 120-page A5 book that uses the MÖRK BORG rules and gives you a bunch of half-finished pre-generated imbeciles for you to make your own. These twits are part of their very own squad 'The Broken Biscuits.' As them, you travel to the nearby downtrodden bus station and get your missions from a stray cat, who may or may not be Mr Slayer, dodging the people that call the station home and toilet (a great magazine BTW) and heading off to wherever the missions send you.
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